Wednesday, July 30, 2008

It is ....

..... a howler !!!!!
Every now and then something grabs my funny bone and gives it a jolly good shake! This is one of those. Let me make you laugh, a good belly laugh, like those of babies!

Seniors are Not Senile

An old white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it. The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said. Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account. ''I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'

Crafty old man but wait, the tables will turn!
Hugs to all and thank you for taking the time to stop by and leaving a comment!
Denise
oxoxox

3 comments:

Jaqi said...

HEHEHE, Thats so funny, Jaqi

Cookie Sunshine said...

I've heard of that sort of thing actually happening before.

Sending you good wishes!

Cookie

Anne's Cards said...

great card!!